Hans Valen Tour TEE
A lost tour. A fictional legend. Real-world attitude.
The Hans Valen “Don’t F@ck It Up” World Tour 1985 tee is designed to look like a genuine vintage arena-rock tour shirt from an alternate timeline. No gimmicks. No neon. Just bold white ink on black with worldwide tour dates and pure 80s energy.
This is parody done properly — subtle, sharp, and built like real merch should be.
More details
- 100% combed cotton
- Marles color is 85% cotton and 15% viscose
- Heavyweight fabric: (5.3 oz.)
- Yarn diameter: 28 singles
- Pre-shrunk
- Regular fit
- Crew neck
- Side-seamed construction
- Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and hem
- Ribbed collar
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Tear-away label
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: THE AUDIO LAB
- Email: contact@support.theaudiolab.studio
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Hans Valen Tour TEE Size Guide
| Size label | A | B |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18 1/2
|
|
M
|
29 1/2
|
20 1/2
|
|
L
|
31
|
22.25
|
|
XL
|
32.25
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
33
|
25.23
|
|
3XL
|
33 1/2
|
26.75
|